Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  take a shot every time he lights a ciggie gosh i would never let elle fanning go like that

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  Closet Monster 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  that guy could drool in my mouth though gahh damn

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2023 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Apr 2024 2

  impeccable scoring, mixing was slightly too loud. 
  sexy, amazing cast. would kill for zendaya and die for faist 
  thighs wonderful on all 3
  slightly more homoerotic than i thought it would be 

  i want to play tennis now