James Rustler

James Rustler

I’m here for a good time, not a long time. If you disagree with my movie opinions, you’re an idiot.

Favorite films

  • Hercules
  • Iron Man
  • The Avengers
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

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  • The Witch

    ★★★★

  • Burn After Reading

    ★★★

  • There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★½

  • Gone Girl

    ★★★★

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  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★½

    It’s really just a good looking movie with a pretty mediocre plot. 

    -Daniel Day Lewis’ nose is more crooked than his bum leg
    -The deaf kid was basically a mute before he was deaf so whoop-di-do
    -A movie set in the 1910’s with no Cowboys? No bueño
    -To top it all off there was barely any blood and most of it was cause of a stupid bowling pin. 

    2/5

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★

    Negatives about the movie:

    - The one blonde girl was insane
    - Ben Affleck’s weiner size made me feel sad about myself 
    - I didn’t like the incest
    - Smh, cheated on his wife with the librarian 
    - So sad when she had the abortion
    - Mediocre plot: I guessed every part of the movie

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★

    I would watch it again.

  • Casablanca

    Casablanca

    ★★★★★

    Only negatives about the movie:

    - No nudity
    - General Ramirez was a rat for both sides
    - Continuity issue: at the very end of the film, you can see Lazlo not on the plane at the bottom of the screen
    - The third precedent that Rick broke was very subtle; it should stand out more
    - Mediocre plot