R3L14N

R3L14N

I write stuff… that’s pretty much it.

Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • Cinema Paradiso
  • Toy Story
  • Get Out

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  • The Conjuring

    ★★★★★

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★★½

  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

  • Real Women Have Curves

    ★★★½

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  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    ★★★½

    Woody violated the bro code

  • Rush Hour

    Rush Hour

    ★★★½

    My first time seeing a film with Jackie Chan in it…

    And he says the n-word.

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    This film was a very definitive experience for me as both a fiction writer and a first time viewer of Jordan Peele’s genius.

    What Peele provides within this film is nothing short of miraculous, even the smallest of scenes left me amazed as to how one man has been able to completely redefine horror in such an outstandingly smooth way. Undoubtedly, Jordan Peele has inspired me to achieve the same with my personal work and strive to do more than what meets the eye and obtain that ever-illusive “impossible shot.”

    Nope is a movie to remember.

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ★★★★

    Now THIS is how you end a trilogy/story/series in the most proper way possible. Granted, while a lot of the scenes in this film used far more CGI and blatant green screening than practical effects in comparison to the previous movies, Return of the Jedi still bears the amusing charm of Star Wars throughout. This movie maintains fairly equal levels of iconicism with characters and settings like the Ewoks on Endor, Admiral Ackbar yelling “it’s a trap!” in a way…

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