To paraphrase Herzog - use practical effects you fucking cowards
Naff, boring, 3 hilarious jokes and far too much CGI.
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Alien: Romulus 2024
Better than most of them. Genuinely referenced every instalment in the franchise (even AVP2, wild) and great to look at (except for one CGI character that looks like a fucking Thunderbird puppet throughout).
Not enough splatter, though the splatter we did get was pretty great.
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Joker: Folie à Deux 2024
Bad but not for the reasons the incels are crying about
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40 minutes of story stretched over a nearly 2.5 hour, 200 million Law and Order episode
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There's a semi-interesting 'Rise and Fall of a despicable icon' here if someone wants to cut the first and second films together and turn the duology into a single 3-hour film.
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If your main character's change of heart that ultimately leads to his downfall is…
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