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Recent reviews

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  The Black Cauldron 1985

  ★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Sword in the Stone 1963

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Aug 2023 1

  Me and my GF watching this on Disney + group watch
  She’s been having stomach problems the whole film
  “Blow me to Bermuda!” Merlin starts to take off with the screen shaking, he rockets through the ceiling*
  Me; “that’s like you and your farts”
  *film cuts to Merlin, perfectly still, SOARING through the air magically*
  I’m still crying and laughing while writing this

  Context: youtu.be/erR_UWrQ_lE?si=X2NHAWbvoEchW-R2

Popular reviews

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  Back to Gaya 2004

  Watched 03 Feb 2019

  I actually have no recollection of this film but after a decade of not remembering what the fuck this was callled and being drunk, eventually asking my dad, I can confirm that “Boo, Zino and The Snurks” was a pirated copy of a film we had alongside Garfield and Elf.

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2020

  BuT jOkEr HaD sOcIaL cOmMeNtArY tOo

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