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The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024
This movie needs so much more wizard
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Longlegs 2024
For a movie called Longlegs, it felt like the whole thing was shot from the waist up. I now know who Longlegs is but the length of their legs remains ambiguous. If we look behind the silver screen and use Nicholas Cage to scale the character’s length, he’s only 6’ tall so I would say those are just slightly longer than average legs, definitely can’t dunk, and it would be a stretch to then bestow your self with the alias “Longlegs”.
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