Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Batman Begins 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2019

  every time he said, "I'm Batman," I dubbed over it with, "I'm baby." not sure if my boyfriend loved that addition or hated it

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  Chalk It Up 2016

  ½ Watched 14 Dec 2017

  I rate this “I guess” out of 10

Popular reviews

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  The Thinning 2016

  ★ Watched 08 Nov 2017

  not really sure what I was expecting. this is just YouTube's poor attempt at trying to make a dystopian teenage thriller with sequel-baiting to boot.

  when I watched the trailer, I thought it had some potential between the high-action moments and the appealing cinematography. however, the acting is subpar, the plot is messy, and the script has its fair share of cringy moments. and bonus! they still managed to squeeze in a 20-second scene of Logan Paul exercising while shirtless.

  TL;DR, YouTube should find an easier genre to squeeze their underwhelming YouTubers into. don't waste your time or money on this "movie."

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  The Handmaiden 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Nov 2017

  a timeline of my reactions throughout this movie:
  > oh! lesbians!
  > WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  > oh! still lesbians!
  > HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING
  > OH MY GOD! LESBIANS!

  in summary: watch this movie