Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2022

  finally a 4th phase marvel movie that didnt make me want to punch myself in the dick

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★★½ Watched 08 Jul 2022

  world rupturing, brain molding, utterly trendsetting, new world type filmography right there. ladies and gents, i laughed, i cried, i smiled, i came, i shit my pants and punched myself in the crotch in aesthetic hysteria. i was scared, excited, intrigued and changed as a person entirely. i was on pure adrenaline the entire time and felt my toes scrape into the ground below me, asking mother earth to provide strength. in take-aways and concession, i felt myself start to salivate when stuart appeared onscreen and was a little more than physically upset when everyone turned into furries. overall 10/10, incredible movie.

Popular reviews

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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Apr 2022 6

  poor paul 😶

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2020

  ★½ Watched 20 May 2022 6

  heres an ultimatum for you: if you want, you can watch the live action sonic movie. OR, you can save some time and just punch yourself in the dick for 20 straight minutes

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