Recent reviews

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  Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over 2003

  ★★★★★ Added

  “I never even got…her email address.”
  The way I was YEARNING after Demetra. Girly I don’t think you’re a glitch! You’re perfect just the way you are! Don’t change!

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  Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams 2002

  ★★★★★ Added

  There was a video in the dvd special features of Alexa Vega performing Isle of Dreams live in a tight white shirt that I remember in vivid detail because I watched it countless times. Unrelated…I’m a lesbian now.

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  Spy Kids 2001

  ★★★★★ Added

  CARLA GUGINO - THE ORIGINAL MILF

  (I feel the need to use this space to confess I way overuse describing boring straight men as “looking like one of the thumb men from Spy Kids.”)

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  Sky High 2005

  ★★★ Added

  I’m more of a sadist then a masochist but I would let Gwen give me her all of her Royal Pain … I could fix her.