Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beauty and the Beast 1946

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Absolute diva-off front to back

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  A lot better than The Menu

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025 3

  This is actually how Eva and I met

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Jul 2024

  Watching this movie was like watching the Olympics. Some random guy squares up to the board, the crowd murmuring about his inhuman skill (his dad was one of the best). He leaps off the diving board. You’ve never seen somebody jump that high. They hit the most insane flips and turns you’ve ever seen. You’re out of your seat. You’re going nuts. Then he eats absolute shit, bellyflops and drowns in the pool. Now you’re driving home. It’s raining. You’re in traffic. All you can think to yourself is “wow, he looked really sexy squaring up to that diving board”.

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