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Favorite films

  • Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
  • No Country for Old Men
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

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  • Lone Survivor

    ★½

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

  • Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

    ★★★★½

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    ★½

    The actual combat scenes here aren't shot incredibly well, but they are pretty crazy in their detail and choreography. Gore looks absurd too. Felt like watching Call of Duty in a good way at times.

    Sadly the rest of the movie exists and it's a bit crap. Even outside of the obvious America first politics. The performances are pretty fucking good but the story is crap.

    If this was a Chinese propaganda film about the heroic communists fighting in the Korean War I'd have loved it. Alas.

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    Watched it twice in a row. No extra thoughts to add. It's the best I've ever seen.

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  • The Man from Earth

    The Man from Earth

    ½

    I'm convinced that the people who like this movie follow pages on Facebook called like "Science Is Awesome" and they stare slack jawed at a video of some nerd talking about clouds as if it's the smartest shit on earth. Literally every single line of this movie is a cliche. It's like a logic puzzle designed for a 12 year old, and all these people who are supposed to be written as tenured professors are so stupid that they can't…

  • Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals

    Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals

    ★★½

    - Animation is hit or miss
    - Why does the little girl main character have 500 panty shots
    - Ultimately pretty boring
    + Music is awesome
    + Often pretty funny
    + Some clever visuals takes on staple FF elements
    + Grrat action in the last episode

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