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  Fifty Shades Darker 2017

  ½ Watched 18 Jun 2017

  I didn't think it was possible to be worse than the first movie, don't I look silly now. To be fair, I laughed my whole ass off watching it. The movie isn't incoherent, but there's no plot. Literally no plot, just one disconnected scene after another in this order; expensive scenery, zero-chemistry sex, relationship argument. Rinse and repeat for over 2 hours, and you have this movie. Seriously, the one time there was any semblance of dramatic tension (okay, an…

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  Virgin School 2007

  ★ Watched 11 Jun 2017

  The documentary isn't exactly bad, but it's an extremely hard watch if you're susceptible to cringe. There were numerous moments I had to hide behind my hoodie. Lots of naked grandmas.

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  The Canal 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2015

  A very sad and extremely creepy drama/horror with some striking editing, cinematography and especially imposing audio. I haven't seen a horror as effective as this in a while.

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  Powder 1995

  ★★ Watched 29 Mar 2017

  It has some kinda interesting spots here and there, but mostly it was a huge laugh. It being directed by a pedo was gruesome but made me laugh harder. Also the poster is primo.

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