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Opus 2025
holy fuck i don’t even know where to start with this.
the trope of ‘final girl gets out’ is so overdone, but what this film does….. impeccably…… is ‘final girl gets out but it’s so much worse’.
ayo edebiri and john malkovich are absolute power houses of actors and deserve so much praise for this, as does the sfx department with the insane amount of body horror
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Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025
great film, same issue I have with the 3rd- just doesn’t feel bridget jones-y.
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011
the whole film just feels like a birth control ad
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Un-Fatal Flaw 2023
i MAY be a bit biased because i helped make it, but that’s really none of your business
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