RAllen20

RAllen20

This is not a place for constructive criticism, my opinions are always right

Favorite films

  • The Godfather Part II
  • Heat
  • Apocalypse Now
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

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  • Anora

    ★★★½

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★½

  • Arrival

    ★★★★½

  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    ★★★½

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★½

    Good but lacks the juice, despite being new ground in topic the filmmaking is by the numbers and what is supposed to be a reality shattering heel turn feels just like a return to normality.

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★½

    It's corny as hell but it's pure unwillingness to be subtle makes it a true epic. Also Sarah Connor absolutely belongs in that hospital despite being right about everything.
    The bike chase is absolutely phenomenal.

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  • Four Lions

    Four Lions

    ★★★★½

    Confusion and misdirection. Every joke lands with a cruel sense of naivety and melancholy. These are men who think they have a righteous cause, but are misguided in their ideals in the most tragic of ways. The performances and writing are genius in a unique British, devastating way. One of the truly perfect satires that understands what it wants its message to be and hits a home run whilst being incredibly entertaining.
    They doubt themselves all the way through, but don't doubt their beliefs in the same way, and that's where the tragedy lies.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★½

    Emerald you should just direct music videos because you're clearly very good at that. It really is directed very well even if you can barely see it through that terrible lighting. And being a lifelong CS player has taught me not to trust anyone who uses 4:3.
    The ending leaves a completely sour taste in my mouth, like what the fuck are you trying to say here. I could try and figure it out but I'm not sure the writers…

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