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  Heretic 2024

  ★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I don’t think I really got this movie…or just didn’t rlly like it? Idk. Also idk what simulation theory is but it sounds like mental illness. So I guess that tracks.
  She was lucky she was wearing shorts under her skirt lol

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  The Last Song 2010

  ★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 2

  I’m gonna let Mario write this review bc I made him watch this with me today(spoiler warning) :)

  It was a cool movie. Miley Cyrus was really mean towards her dad she shouldn’t be mean to her dad. Probably coolest dad I’ve seen in a movie and he is dead.  Little brother gives solid explanation on what “PMS” means.  Liam and Chris hemsworth are like the property brothers but instead of selling property , they r selling sexy (Chris isn’t…

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025 1

  This was definitely the role fir tomithee chalamet. I forgot that everyone was talkin about fucking peaches after this movie came out. When he fucked the peach I was a little star struck. After watching this I watched Tim chalamets nardwar interview and I like him a little more now. I still have hate in my heart for him tho 🫰🏼

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  Sex and the City 2 2010

  ½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Four white women crying (I hated it)

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