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  The Monkey 2025

  ★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  This deserves more hate. Jess wanted me to rate this 5/5 so people would watch it and be blown. That should tell you all you need to know

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  The Substance 2024

  ★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  ts was ass. Comically bad. Would not watch again. Very comparable to tusk.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  Watched this during summer, ngl fantastical spin threw me off and lowk didn’t mess with the movie after that.

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  Howl's Moving Castle 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Nov 2023 1

  Tell good movie, confusing as hell tho will need to watch analysis of plot. Fuck mrs. Puff (witch of the west). Zuzu explained the entire movie while it was playing ;/ Fr tho solid ass movie

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