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  Commando 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  You could sit there and tear this to shreds. Go into great detail about how it's essential a steaming hot pile of garbage. But why be a dick.

  This is GOD tier popcorn fodder and I will not apologise....ever!

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I don't know what's more crazy, this movie or the fact that they managed to get it made!

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  Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead 1994

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Aug 2018

  With this third instalment the franchise has clearly found its rhythm.

  For some reason what it does, it does well. The Phantasm series is quickly becoming one of my favourite.

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  Porno 2019

  ★★½ Watched 11 Jul 2020

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  Wonna see a mangled cock and balls?

  Check out Porno!

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