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Saltburn 2023
To be perfectly honest I thought the bathtub bit wasn’t as bad as people said. I was more grossed out when he was eating out a period laced vagina with blood like he was a vampire and I thought this was like a vampire movie and suddenly I was just so confused that he had his dick out at the end of the movie, righto
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
Yeah FairPlay with your wearing your Bluetooth headsets and strapping in and out of like the matrix it pretty much was the matrix but like trying to be funny or fancy. I don’t know like something like that and Jamie Lee Curtis was in there and I remember her from true lies when she had an absolute rig and I’ve never seen sloppy tits, but she got an Oscar. They got an Oscar so up at four stars with your wearing your head and strapping in and out like you’re in the matrix.
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The 13th Warrior 1999
This really is one of those movies where people get the wrong idea from his poor views where they saw Antonio Banderas in the mask of Zorro and completely discredited him being an Arabian poet getting mixed up with Vikings and gonna save a village from a mystic bareheaded tribe that lives in caves. I’m so sick to death, of fucking Callum Newton and if you’re reading this wake up
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Dream Scenario 2023
In a movie where I thought I’d never see Nicholas Cage prematurely spoof which with this whole movie was a literal premature spoof if you asked me and then at the end when they advertise dreams I was like come on Nick Nicolas
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