Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★½ Watched 29 May 2023

  This was unbearable

Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Style when used in favor of substance.

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Please daddy Soderbergh can I have some more sly spy intrigue? 

  With Fassbender and Blanchett how could it not be sexy.

Popular reviews

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  Inside Out 2 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Jun 2024

  Anxiety: We should write something about the movie since we’re about to exit the theater and it’s fresh in our mind!
  Ok so what should we write? Should it be funny, insightful or just straight up what we thought? But what did we really think? Maybe we need to process it? Omg but if we don’t post it now maybe no one will read it? Why even post it then? Who are we even posting it to?

  Disgust: Eww are…

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Jun 2023

  Raiders of the Lost Ark is the birth. Indiana Jones is taking its first steps, the whole world is fascinated. We get to know his name and watch him fall and tumble. He is reckless and things tend to just happen around him.

  Temple of Doom is Indy’s emo teenage phase. So dark and brooding. Clumsy yet rebellious, so much energy and amidst all that still kinda funny too. 

  Last Crusade, full grown adult, has matured and learned from its…