shitting out a pinecone sounds more enjoyable than watching this again
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Nosferatu 2024
robert eggers just produced his magnum opus fucking hell
some thoughts…
- aaron taylor johnson gives a solid performance but just fell behind the rest of the cast…
- the first 20 minutes FLEW by and were filled with so much dread i would have loved to string this out a bit more
- alternatively when thomas returns pacing gets a little slow
- also orlok loses a bit of his horror in the last act when he just becomes a diva obsessed with Lily-Rose Depo’s character
- best gothic horror ever? lean yes.
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Miranda's Victim 2023
one of the most vile and shallow movies i’ve ever seen that completely misunderstands the supreme court ruling and the actual outcome of the miranda case. it dwindles what is objectively one of the best rulings from SCOTUS down to one white’s tears. garbage.
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Leave the World Behind 2023
the most pointless and directionless film i’ve seen in a while
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