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  From Dusk Till Dawn 1996

  ★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2024

  A movie taken from cool to insufferable simply from the presence of Quentin Tarantino, which is a horrible shame. Him writing a scene for the sole purpose of giving himself the chance to suck on Selma Hayek's toes is one of the most infuriating things I've ever fucking seen in a film.

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  The Nice Guys 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2023

  I want Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe to absolutely fucking obliterate me. At the same time

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  Malum 2023

  ★★ Watched 31 Aug 2023

  This is copaganda, easily, but what flavor? My friend and I settled on.... neoliberal? But the demon at the end was super fucking cool, so that ruled.

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  Don't Breathe 2 2021

  ★★★ Watched 13 Aug 2021

  It's fascinating to me that both Don't Breathe and Don't Breathe 2 are better films if they're watched in total isolation from one another. This movie isn't good, but it IS fun, and if you're taking it seriously you're watching it wrong. To everyone rating it poorly, dude... just turn your brain off and watch this blind old dude fight meth dealers.

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