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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  Dracula and Miss Westenra serving cunt

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  the new season of this papal selection has me gagged with these twists and turns the CW could n e v e r

Popular reviews

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  The Card Counter 2021

  ½ Watched 18 Sep 2021 1

  The fuck is this movie. Characters lacking chemistry, off-brand scoring, unnecessary draping of side characters in the background, and that god awful last frame---why did Oscar Isaac agree to this script??? ????? ?? Why was this screened in the Venice Film Festival???????

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  Nope 2022

  ★★ Watched 25 Aug 2022

  Man this movie did NOT pay off. An interesting story in periphery that wasn’t  fully realized was a greedy Jupe feeding the sky monster for weeks just like how the Greeks would sacrifice cattle to the gods. I love Jordan Peele but damn lol Signs was the superior man vs alien takedown flick.

  All it took to ice that sky jellyfish was a giant inflatable lmao fuck outta here

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