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Snow White 2025
why is the richest, most powerful media corporation in all the land trying to convince people - terrible movie by terrible movie - that good filmmaking is impossible?
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Warfare 2025
for a film that aims to be a memory in a jar it does little to frame or reflect, aiming instead to simply preserve and present as if that is enough to communicate anything of substance or note.
if I knew nothing of this conflict I would say: we follow these characters who have uniforms and supplies and huge guns and training. They have tanks and airplanes and radios and plans of attack. They destroy two homes, point their machine…
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Longlegs 2024
all the horror in this relies on sustaining a dark and eerie vibe, but unfortunately this is continuously slashed with moments of absurdity and humor — it’s playing at being a serious film but it’s just a slapstick plot under an arthouse horror sheen — the combination isn’t additive, it cancels out
trying so hard to have a Twin Peaks-y ‘Bob’ like villain, but missed that the essential part of the terror there is the unknown, the undefined — everything…
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