Favorite films

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  Borderline 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Ray Nicholson is phenomenal. He looks more like his father than his father does. I love how unserious Sophia was this whole movie. S/o to all the Sophia’s that played their roles . About midway through this movie I realized WHY it was called borderline and honestly I loved it. A bit cooky but definitely a fun watch.

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  Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre 2015

  Watched 13 Mar 2025

  “Crap on a cracker!”
  From the fashion choices to the weak dialogue to the HORRIBLE PlayStation graphics done on the sharks, it was terrible from start to finish. Worse than sharknado by a landslide. A prehistoric shark in shallow wooded creek water?? Inmates in booty shorts and makeup?! A random scientist in the woods?! The fake blood?! The ginger lesbian ?! A mess .

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  The Bayou 2025

  ★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  I love a good low budget movie. The deaths were a little silly and the gator was more interesting than half the cast but I appreciated the attempt. It felt like a fresh idea but just could’ve been executed better. Also their friend Malika SUCKED.

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Why did he lose hair but grow body hair? Why was he faster with 1 foot instead of 2? What was the weird dynamic with him and his wife? He looks like the caveman from the commercials. I thought only silver bullets killed werewolves? If they waited til the sun came up then what?! What a horrible movie, left me with more questions then answers!

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