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  eXistenZ 1999

  ★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2024

  Mourning a time when someone could ask themselves “what’s a gun that could make it through a metal detector?” and land at one made of human matter instead of 3D-printed corn filament, or whatever they’re making that stuff out of these days.

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  Soul 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Apr 2024

  This didn’t pass the Bechtel test either but I’m headcanoning joe to be non binary so perhaps that counts for something

Popular reviews

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2023

  Wish some of you dweebs would understand that watching a film is never going to be a form of activism, and any subversion that may exist is neutered the second it is awarded a Palme d’Or. Being publicly upset that this wasn’t politically aggressive enough is corny. Also, 30 minutes of uninterrupted shitting and puking is funny actually.

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  Close-Up 1990

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Nov 2021

  Oh okay, so THIS is my new favorite film actually

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