Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jesus' Son 1999

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Wish I could be smothered under Billy Crudup’s ass and die

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  End of Watch 2012

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★½ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  Nicholas Cage you wasted my time and money…
  Shout out to the marketing team because my god did I fall for that campaign

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025 1

  This was straight bum cheeks. My enemies have succeeded