Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Iron Claw 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Watching this movie again is such a punch to the gut. One of the few movies I can’t even think about with sobbing uncontrollably. “I used to be a brother.” 😭😭😭 My entire family and I were having a group cry session. I can’t believe the real story is even worse. Fuck Fritz and his fucked up ideas of masculinity. His boys deserved so much better.

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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025 1

  I love seeing pathetic, neurotic freaks in love. God bless 🥰

Popular reviews

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  Dororo 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2024 1

  I knew I was in for a treat when they brought the casper the ghost sperm babies in to make a life juice for harlequin Hyakki. A beautiful disaster.

  Shout out to internet archive for squirrel break when Hyakki’s dad died.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  It wants to be Seven or Silence of the Lambs so bad, but it fails in every way dude. At least the cinematography was good I’ll give it that and nothing else. I understand you’re a nepo baby, but it doesn’t mean you can’t make good stuff. Just make original material goddamn. “Hail Satan 😘” I’m tearing my hair out.

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