Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Comic Book Villains 2002

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I know he killed that old lady but I really wanted Cary Elwes to come out on top in the end. He's just so hot.

  All jokes aside, it's weird how serious this movie got. A lot of violent deaths that weren't even played for laughs. This is truly a Shakespearean tragedy.

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  Stay Tuned 1992

  ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Live action Channel Chasers but without any satire and starring the least interesting middle aged couple you've ever seen.

Popular reviews

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  Something in the Dirt 2022

  ★ Watched 23 Jan 2022 4

  Sundance 2022 #9

  An unfocused, boring film about boring dudes who take turns telling each other random anecdotes that loosely relate to the plot; which is barely there, makes no sense, and reaches no resolve. Extremely pretentious but also exceptionally dumb and pointless.

  If I wanted to listen to annoying guys talking endlessly about things that they think make them sound smart, I’d go back to college.

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★ Watched 08 Dec 2023

  Blah blah blah what it means to be human blah blah blah social commentary blah blah blah sexual liberation blah blah blah misogyny blah blah blah….hollow shit wrapped in a very pretty bow.