Favorite films

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I love it when Robert Pattinson is an absolute fucking freak like God intended

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Worth a watch! Very strange.

  Part of the “rich people are fucking weird” cinematic universe.

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Mar 2025

  I DO NOT CARE WHAT THE AWARDS GROUPS SAY THIS WAS THE BEST MOVIE OF 2024!!!

  Zendaya is everything. The dick slap is everything. The churro?! Everything. 

  Thank you to everyone involved in this for making a movie For Bisexuals.

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Feb 2025

  This movie is high fucking art

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