Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pitch Black 2000

  ★★★½ Rewatched 05 Jul 2023

  Riddick wants us to look at his light blue eyes so bad, I’m gonna be honest I’m ONLY looking at his titties right now!!

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 May 2023

  this era of marvel ends with a bang and a whimper

Popular reviews

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  Glitter 2001

  ★★★ Added

  this plagiarized mariah's memoir 19 years before it was made but badly

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  #Alive 2020

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2022

  how has this man’s buzzcut not grown in 20 days