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Hercules 2014
...I think this is the best work Dick The Cock Johnson may have ever pushed out. It's easy to forget amidst his last few years of corporate action/comedy slop sponsored by Axe Body Spray™and his shit ass tequila, he was at one point taking his acting career seriously.
Die Rocky Die turns in a solid performance here when given the decent material that is Hercules. Not bad.
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Doom 2005
As do a lot of people, I actually thoroughly enjoy this movie. Yeah it's nothing at all like the game but I genuinely couldn't care less. It's entertaining meathead schlock that doesn't overstay it's welcome, with some absolutely spectacular practical effects.
Ends with The Rock and Karl Urban giving themselves ancient martian civilization down syndrome and trying to kill eachother, how could you not like this?
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The Punisher 1989
I had never seen this movie for like 20 years. Then I saw it.
This is the best Marvel movie. I mean that with no hyperbole.
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