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Favorite films

  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
  • Interstellar
  • Thief
  • The Battered Bastards of Baseball

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  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • Omni Loop

    ★★★½

  • The Gutter

    ★★★★★

  • Challengers

    ★★★

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  • Omni Loop

    Omni Loop

    ★★★½

    I really liked this a lot and it’s nice to see people making movies again

  • The Gutter

    The Gutter

    ★★★★★

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★★

    Pretty cool to be old enough to realize about 30 minutes into a movie we are in a new era of movies, and then with about 10 minutes left realize that this movie is going to change movies forever, even if it never wins a single thing.

  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding

    ★★★½

    I have a few disjointed reviews of this film:

    If a David Lynch film had a plot. 

    Kristen, i’m so stoked for you bro, like really. Happy for you dude. 

    I’ve been waiting my whole life for Jena Malone & Kristen Stewart to be in a movie together and…THEY’RE SISTERS?

    This is my Twilight. 

    This is my Poor Things?

    Ed Harris.