Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Trek 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  “I dare you to do better.”

  O P U S

  Always the best feeling when a childhood classic maintains the hype. Spine tingling score.

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  In the Lost Lands 2025

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Kind of kino?? Not a great movie, but man did I have a blast, and there really is a lot worse out there.

Popular reviews

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  One Life 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  Very plain, but I have a heart, so you know I cried.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jul 2024 3

  I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to breathe again. Longlegs has installed something malicious and disheartening about the human experience that I will forever be trying to remove, but will never be allowed to. Unlike anything I’ve seen from this genre, and I’ve never been so petrified. It has been the first time since Breaking Bad’s Crawl Space that I cried from fear. Satanic Panic destroys all things porcelain. The teeth of the Hydra are in me.