Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Juno 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  "it's a pilates machine"
  "what do you make with it?"

  this movie is so 2007 coded that she wears a long sleeve under a short sleeve even while giving birth

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  so many thoughts on this one. 

  1. i will never get an all-white bathroom
  2. i paid $6.99 to gag for 2h30m?
  3. took me 15 000 tries to finish this movie (i had to take breaks)
  4. reminds me of barbie in the way that the rest of the world was portrayed
  5. the fact that demi moore has a face lift irl is an interesting idea 
  6. this is the best movie made in 2024. someone hand her the oscar.

  in conclusion, never inject weird substances obtained at a shady locker in dtla

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  Jojo Rabbit 2019

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  someone once said "elon and kanye"