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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  i have never suspected that i'd see Robert jerking off in front of me, that's all

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Kung Fu Panda 4 2024

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2024

  apparently, the managing director was missing a few zeros in his bank account. its a big money heist, they just wanted to squeeze the sponge one last time. 70 min of MID film? after 30 min of ads in the cinema? cmon bruh. i was like " :I " for whole 70 min.
  anyway, +1 star for the sexy Tai Lung being there.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2024

  i'm not proud of this but i simply would bark for jacob, no questions. dont judge.

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