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Favorite films

  • The Master
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Poor Things
  • Boogie Nights

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★

  • Magnolia

    ★★★★★

  • Antiviral

    ★★½

  • The Conversation

    ★★★★

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  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon 2021

    ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Dec 2024 1

    C'mon C'MON my face joaquin phoenix 😂

  • Wild Things

    Wild Things 1998

    ½ Watched 03 Sep 2024

    Kevin bacon penis... freaking awesome

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  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer 2023

    ½ Watched 21 Jul 2023 3

    There's not even one shot of Cillian Murphy's ass in this entire movie

  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2024 1

    I was aroused and then I was scared

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