The Critical “Outside The Cube” Thinking critic.

The Critical “Outside The Cube” Thinking critic.

Favorite films

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • The Princess Bride
  • Aladdin

Recent activity

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  • Inside Out 2

  • The Garfield Movie

  • Woody Woodpecker

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

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  • Inside Out 2

    Inside Out 2

    Inside Out was, essentially, Pixar writing themselves into a corner.

    First they were like 
    “What if Toys had feelings?”
    Then “What if Monsters had feelings?”
    Then “what if Bugs had feelings?”
    Then “what if vehicles had feelings?”
    Then “what If French People had feelings?”
    Then “What if Fat people had feelings?”
    Then “What if Talking dogs had feelings?”

    And finally, “what if Feelings had feelings?”

    And personally it was….fine.
    Inside out was a perfectly good movie for what it was.…

  • The Garfield Movie

    The Garfield Movie

    When I was a kid I was never a big reader,
    yeah interesting insight on the guy who puts entire essays on this sight people glance at on the toilet.

    But as you can probably guess, the one series of books I could never put down was Garfield.
    Screw Harry plopper! Screw Lord of the Ringworm! I need something with big Colourful pictures and authors that don’t make asses of themselves online. 
    As far as I know.

    It didn’t matter…

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  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    I felt there’s no better time to look at this seeing as Warner Bros are doing EXACTLY what the villain of this movie was planning to do, murder the Looney Tunes and everything else the algorithm says isn’t profitable.

    I mean I don’t even know what to say, WB just has little to no self awareness about anything.
    If anyone in a management position had anything that even somewhat resembled an original thought, they’d probably think it was a tumour.…

  • Once Upon a Studio

    Once Upon a Studio

    I was hesitant about doing this because firstly it’s something made by Disney so already it’s Tainted by original sin. And secondly it’s a short films, and expecting anything grand from a short film is like expecting an Advil to fix your brain Hemorrhage.

    But recently I began to see people go down on the film for “Being filled with cameos without much substance.”
    ……no shit. That’s literally what it was made for.

    Once upon a studio is a short…

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