Favorite films

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Aug 2024

  I have also driven a Honda Odyssey before. As far as mini vans go it does fuck quite hard.

  Gubernatorial 

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  Appaloosa 2008

  ★★½ Watched 19 Jun 2024

  Pretty run of the mill western flick. Extra half star bc I like Viggo

Popular reviews

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  The Three Musketeers 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Sep 2022

  One of my favorite “bad” movies, but boy does it have fun and flare in it with a good cast

  One star for each Musketeer and half for the young Padawan

  Extra 1/2 star because James Corden gets shit on by a bird in his face

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2023

  In my ideal world everyone calls me papi chulo in an Antonio Banderas voice
  ¿ya like gazpacho?

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