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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 19 Sep 2024

  I wish the ending was worth the payoff but at least the film is visually stunning ig

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  The Funhouse Massacre 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jul 2023

  God this is such a fun low budget horror comedy. I cannot emphasise how much you should watch this it’s a great casual watch. I adore the death scenes; you can tell everyone had fun filming them and some are really brutal for what this film is lol

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  Alice in the Country of Hearts: Wonderful Wonder World 2011

  ★★ Watched 06 Jul 2022

  It’s a fun game counting how many times the animation breaks the laws of physics, that aside there’s literally no plot I loved the mangas and I couldn’t tell you what this film was going for

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  Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers 1989

  ★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2023

  Danielle kills it as Jamie but can’t move past the fact that Loomis is outright insane how wasn’t he locked up himself 💀

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