Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  james bond meets mr and mrs smith

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  V/H/S 2012

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  first and best for last

Popular reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024 1

  timothee chalamet as bob dylan is hot in a feral kitten, toxic masc lesbian way

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Oct 2024 1

  Cinema is dying and not because of amazing movies like these but because audiences watch movies with their fucking eyes closed. The IRONY of an entire row of women laughing the entire way through the Elisasue sequence and the boys only looking up from their phone screens to stare at margaret qualley. I’ve never been so offended on the behalf of a movie bc of the audience reaction to it… anyways, what a fucking banger of a film.

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