Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  According to people on Reddit, David Lynch did not use drugs, and, honestly, I find this a little concerning

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  “This movie makes sense, you are just stupid,” I say as I watch a 20-minute long analysis and then ask questions to ChatGPT.

Popular reviews

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  The Polar Express 2004

  ★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  The devil works hard, but Tom Hanks works harder

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  The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Leo DiCaprio needs to stay the hell away from boats

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