Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  I’ll stick with my plant-based compostable straws thank you very much

Popular reviews

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  She Came to Me 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2023 1

  If Marisa Tomei menacingly told me that she will never leave me alone, I would simply say okay thank you

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  Chevalier 2022

  ★★½ Watched 21 Apr 2023 2

  How tf are you gonna say “French is the preferred language” while you’re speaking English??