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Uncut Gems 2019
The Gems may be uncut, but they should have cut about half of this film to make it watchable.
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All Quiet on the Western Front 1930
All is also quiet on the entertainment front. Boring movie.
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12 Angry Men 1957
Make it 13 angry men after watching this clusterfudge of a film.
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy 2011
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I must thank the writers. Long have I wondered if I was capable of pure, unbridaled hate that burns so bright as to drown out the god damn life giving rays of the sun. Whether it was possible to experience something so gruesome as to eclipse your respect of whatever higher power may have created us and the heavens above. How to survive the stench of pure rot and decay that settles so deep into your soul that the concept…
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