Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shrek Forever After 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  Underfuckingrated
  Stiltskin was annoying af but otherwise a solid addition to the franchise

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  Pocahontas 1995

  ★★½ Watched 05 Jul 2024

  Some things were so mediocre and underwhelming, but others were so expertly done. Remembered why it's not really one to remember.

Popular reviews

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  Insomnium 2017

  Watched 28 May 2022

  "The only thing horror about this is their interpersonal relationships."
  -- my mom

  "The longest 80 minutes I've pushed through in awhile."
  -- me

  
  Edit, 20 minutes post-watch:
  "That was in the loser hall of fame."
  -- my mom

  
  "That sucked serious ass."
  -- me

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  The Grand Budapest Hotel 2014

  ½ Watched 21 May 2023

  So mind-numbingly boring.

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