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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  I really enjoyed this film, but my wife didn't like it very much. So I said 'sweet darling, if it's nosfera-you then it's nosfera-me!'. Then she bought me Ben and Jerry's and let me sleep in the bed ☺️

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  We live in time? So close! Actually We Live In A Society, where I get emotionally manipulated by films and it isn't fair

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  Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical 2022

  ★★★★★ Added

  Hello readers! After attending my wife's ultrasound (which was ultra-sound! Haha yes it went well), I decided to go and see the newest big screen production of the beloved children's story, Matilda. Which I very much enjoyed!

  From the snappy musical numbers, to the unapologetic childish joy, this film was a sweet treat. I hope to have a child as free thinking and ambitious as Matilda to raise as MY own.

  The love that the circus couple shared hit very…

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  Oliver! 1968

  ★★★★★ Added

  Hello readers, after the last review, many of you reached out and recommended 'Oliver!', as the next film to watch in preparation to the birth of my child. I'm not to sure why, as Montague will be born into a duo-bio-parental household, no matter how many little funny jokes you trolls make! My wife would NEVER! I've never had a complaint, in fact we never even talk about sex, most of the time shes not even in the mood! All…

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