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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  every time I heard about this film I thought of that thing that involved the actress’ heart rate accelerating the first time she saw Nic in the long legs makeup and dog it’s not even bad

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Kyle MacLachlan how did you sneak this one past me

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  The Woman in the Window 2021

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  A Haunting in Venice 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2023

  Kenneth Branagh saw somedy use a go pro in a movie after directing death on the nile and thought fuck I gotta get one of these

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