Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Textbook “this should’ve been a short” picture

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  The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 2004

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  A European country taking in an American princess with open and loving arms?

  An entirely unrealistic premise.

Popular reviews

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  Sweetpea 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Oct 2024

  I’m sorry but I can’t see Rhiannon in any kind of negative light because I share the exact same internal monologue whenever anyone mildly inconveniences me

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  Christmas on Mistletoe Farm 2022

  ½ Watched 27 Nov 2022 1

  The Wicker Man but make it “Nativity!”

  One of the worst things I’ve ever sat through and I have seen some SHITE.

  EDIT: PRE-EMPTIVELY SCORED THIS MOVIE BEFORE THE ENDING. THIS FILM IS FUCKING DERANGED