Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Superman II 1980

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 May 2024

  This poster goes hard. This movie goes hard. General Zod and the gang feel like Roger Moore era Bond villains and i go hog wild for that shit. I’ll bark! RUFF RUFF! They fucking etched their faces into Mount Rushmore. 

  I haven’t watched this movie in several years and could barely remember anything outside of enjoying Zod and yuuuup. I was right. They’re a riot. They’re so fucking good. Thank you Zod!!

  Anyway loses half a star for Christopher Reeves wig

  (Not the Donner cut. First time not watching the Donner cut tbh)

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Jan 2024

  There’s chocolate and there’s chocolate and some of you aren’t ready to accept it

Recent reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  The humour in this is so bad yall 😭

  I love me some Maui. But the humour is sooooooo forced and lame

  Can I get a chee-Hoo?

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  This was awesome. Tim did a great job. It’s no Inside Llewyn Davis

Popular reviews

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2022 2

  Should’ve called it YEP, that way if someone said “is YEP good?” I can say “YEP!” And they won’t know what I’m saying and might ask me to clarify. I won’t clarify. I’ll just stare back. I’ll stare back whilst my smile slowly fades, I want them to know what it feels like to be questioned so I tilt my head a little to the side as if to pose the question “something the matter piss pants?” Maybe they’ll look…

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  Kotaro Lives Alone 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2022 2

  I started this on a random whim thinking it would be a silly anime 

  It was a silly anime but it was also really sad for a show about a 4 year old who lives on his own