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Movies are like bread.

Favorite films

  • Babylon
  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God
  • Man with a Movie Camera
  • The Breakfast Club

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  • Malcolm X

    ★★★★

  • Walkabout

    ★★★★

  • Wicked

    ★★★

  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ★★★★

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★

    seeing the musical was spellbinding, enchanting, thrilling. seeing the movie was fun, strenuous, and ‘pretty good’. High hopes for part 2 though 
    6.5/10

  • Elephant

    Elephant

    ★★★★½

    Wow… dope…. okay ill say this, i think the acting and portrayal of characters in this film is fascinating. it truly feels like a mirror to a 2000’s high school, reflecting every raw and mundane detail. as someone born in the 2000’s who also recently finished high school, the effect of the scenery was amplified by nostalgia and sentimentality. with each new character that was introduced, i found myself picturing their likeness from my own school, thinking, “oh, i know…

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  • Stand Out: An LGBTQ+ Celebration

    Stand Out: An LGBTQ+ Celebration

    Netflix after funding, supporting, and platforming the most vile, disgusting, and horridly transphobic content you’ve ever seen: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH LGBTIES😁😁😁😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


    6/10

  • Sex House

    Sex House

    ★★★★★

    Watch it.

    Stop what your doing, prepare for some intense trauma, and watch it. It’s on YouTube.

    This is one of the most terrifying psychological horrors I’ve ever seen, and on a platform no less than YouTube and from a source no less than The Onion.

    “I’m a heterosexual now!”

    I can either imagine this being written over the course of months and months with every intricate story element planned and attention to detail added or by 3 drunk guys in…