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Uncharted 2022
3 total thoughts about this mess:
1. she slits his throat and not only is there no blood, it doesn’t even look like the knife made a wound
2. it’s cute that they taught Tom Holland how to flip the bottles in the bar scenes but i just don’t believe he’s old enough to drink
3. it’s funny they tried to make this the sully movie bc if Mark Wahlberg sully and video game sully met, i don’t think they would realize they were the same person like they would just think it’s a funny coincidence they have the same nameTranslated from by
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Swiss Army Man 2016
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
every time i watch this i forget how much the ending gives me such violent and uncomfortable second hand embarrassment. which isn’t to say the ending is bad, but that the rest of the movie is so genuinely fun and enjoyable that wanting to throw up from second hand embarrassment is barely a footnote in what i think about and remember in the follow days/weeks/months
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Hello, Dolly! 1969
Cornelius is desperately broke and CRIPPLINGLY horny, so he follows his erection like a compass to New York, and falls in love at first sight with the first woman he sees. meanwhile horace gets rejected one time because of a misunderstanding, and decides he all women until he decides to marry the one woman he already hated.
anyway, barbra streisand, louis armstrong, and all of the dancers gave amazing performances and make the movie a lot of fun to watch.
pro: Walle :)
con: littering :(Translated from by
